im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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