I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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