i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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