But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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