A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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