We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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