So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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