youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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