it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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