she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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