We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
