have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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