Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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