he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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