even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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