There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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