everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
The adults are the big ones right?
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