Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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