so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
