As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The ass gains better be worth it
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