is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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