You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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