I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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