We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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