ugly people sure do ruin things
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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