yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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