Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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