Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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