I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Randomize
