So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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