I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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