somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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