Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
So vagazzling was a success
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