I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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