just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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