you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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