does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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