yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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