Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
The air taste purple.
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