Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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