WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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