Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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