im gay
i know
yea but for you.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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