I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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