Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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