STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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