VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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