I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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