Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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