i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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