I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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