Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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