Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It's shark week go big or go home
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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